“...because a heathen is a heathen.”
A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.
Directed by Klaus Knoesel
John Rhys-Davies
Bruder Parvus
Rick Overton
Sir Roger
Michael Des Barres
Monsieur du Lac
Catherine Punch
Lady Catherine
Patrick Brymer
Red John
Debbie Lee Carrington
Branithar
Rinaldo Talamonti
Alien Chief
Frank Kanakusen
Alien Assistant
