“Warning: This is only a love story. Do not try this at home.”
A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting
Directed by Joshua Brand
William Baldwin
Garet
John Leguizamo
Sergio
Erika Eleniak
Stephanie Potts
Michael Lerner
Perry
Armin Mueller-Stahl
Mr. Linzer
Joan Plowright
Mrs. Linzer
Mike Starr
Sgt. Zikowski
Julio Oscar Mechoso
Jerry
