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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
ComedyHorror

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

“IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.”

6.7/ 10
0h 10m
2008
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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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